What is the funniest joke you've been told that you still think about to this day?
10.06.2025 11:35
“A lovely little area of the old part of town, McCleary Street.”
The first fellow is now beside himself. “The good Lord must be smiling on us. Imagine that the two of us should be meeting here, having grown up on the same street, gone to the same school, and graduated in the same year.”
“Well, to St. Mary’s, of course.”
Why do wives cheat on their loyal husbands?
“So am I. And from where in Ireland might you be?” says the first.
“Yes, that I am,” says the second.
At that point, a woman enters, stands at the other end, and orders a drink. Brian, the bartender says, “Oh, Vicky, it’s going to be a long, tiring night.”
Have you ever had a bad gut feeling about someone and it was right?
“As did I,” the first bloke says, getting very excited. “And what year did you graduate?”
“Faith and begorrah. What a small world. So did I. And to what school would you school would you have been going?”
Two blokes are sitting at the end of a bar. One orders a drink. The other one says, “From your voice, I’d guess you’re from Ireland.”
What are the pros and cons of a prospective bride/groom not having any siblings?
“Mother Mary. And on what street in Dublin did you live?”
“Now why would you be saying that, Brian?”
“The Murphy twins are drunk again.”
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I’m from Dublin, I am.”
“Oh, let me see now. ’Twas 1964, it was.”